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"Thank God for the single rooms. If only they had soundproof cages for the animals."
Because Lucian Academy is a smaller school, the housing options are somewhat limited: there are two on campus buildings that serve as gender-specific dormitories, and that’s about it. Lucian Academy’s administration does insist that every student attending the school live on campus (they feel it isn’t worth the potential for disaster that would accompany any high school age student living alone), but they have done their best to make the two buildings as comfortable for their students as possible.

Both dormitories are made up of a total of fifteen suites, one computer lab (open 24/7), a ‘rec room’ area in the basement, a laundry room (also in the basement), and a quiet study room on each floor. The suites are set up in both similar and different ways, as each suite has different furniture, artwork, etc, but they are all set up around a mutual living room area, kitchen, and a shared bathroom. Housecleaning will come in and clean the kitchen, bathroom, and dust/vacuum the living room area, although they are not expected to do the students’ dishes or clean up the clutter in the living room area; they take care of things such as recycling, garbage, and the heavy duty cleaning, but students are expected to keep their living space livable and decent.

Quiet hours in both of the halls start at 10:30pm on weekdays and 12:30am on weekends, although the quiet suites in each hall do have different quiet hours that residents and visitors of the suite alike are expected to respect. Males are allowed to visit the JB Hall and females are allowed to visit the MS Hall, but visitation hours end at 9:00pm for males at the JB Hall and females at the MS Hall (after 9:00pm, any males found in JB Hall or females found in MS Hall are immediately penciled in for a personal visit to the Dean of Discipline’s office) all days of the week.

JASMINE BOYD HALL. Named for Jasmine Boyd, the students, faculty, and staff usually refer to the all-girls’ hall simply as JB Hall--naughtier students have been known to switch the letters around and call it the BJ Hall, although they usually don’t do it in front of the faculty as it could lead to some pretty stiff punishments. Jasmine Boyd was an early attendee and contributor to Lucian Academy who made a huge impact on the animal spirits world with a teddy bear hamster as her animal partner; although an average person’s history wouldn’t recognize her name, the animal spirit world still respects her for being a driving force in pulling the animal spirits together and convincing them to work through the Matchmakers rather than simply forcing their will on unwitting humans.
First Floor
1 Alice Blue Suite Identified as a quiet suite, Alice Blue is a suite with quiet hours currently identified as: 4:00pm-5:00pm and 9:00pm-10:00am from Sunday to Thursday and 9:00pm-10:00am on Fridays and Saturdays.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
2 Copper Rose Suite Decorated in varying colors of blue, despite their suite’s name, the Copper Rose suite’s décor was updated in 2005 by a now graduated student and her wealthy parents.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
3 Vermilion Suite The Vermilion suite is stereotypically recognized as the ‘jock suite’ of JB Hall, regardless that there are years when there are little to no girl jocks living in the suite.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
4 Apricot Suite Taken over by a cheerleading clique a few years ago (the original clique all graduated two years ago), the Apricot suite has yet to escape its reputation for being filled with party girls who stay out all night and sleep with random guys.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
5 Scarlet Suite Scarlet suite is rumored to be haunted by a ‘school ghost’ called Murphy, and plenty of girls have reported feeling ghostlike hands touching their inner thighs and grabbing their butts.
1. empty; 2. Maggie Malmesbury; 3. Olivia Hadian; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
Second Floor
6 Old Gold Suite Stereotypically considered to be the ‘lesbian suite’ thanks to the tendency for the suite’s previous occupants to experiment with one another, the Old Gold suite is a comfortable and welcoming place decorated in cream and gold.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
7 Hot Pink Suite Currently well-known thanks to a now graduated senior who got pregnant in her junior year while living in Hot Pink suite; it’s a relaxed suite without many suite-established rules or problems.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
8 Myrtle Suite The designated quiet suite of the second floor, Myrtle suite’s quiet hours are from 4:00pm-7:00pm and 8:30pm-11:30am from Sunday to Thursday and has normal quiet hours on Friday and Saturday.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
9 Chocolate Suite The Chocolate suite is typically the most complained about suite on the second floor because of how loud it is. The hall directors and resident assistants seem to be constantly writing up the girls from Chocolate suite for violating quiet hours, streaking through JB Hall, and otherwise being social menaces.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
10 Indigo Suite The Indigo suite underwent some interesting changes a few years ago thanks to a few artistic students and some free time. The suite is now popular among other artistic students and it isn’t uncommon for the suite members to sit on their couches and chairs talking about further updates to the suite’s appearance.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
Third Floor
11 Cream Suite The stereotypical party suite since forever, Cream suite always seems to get the naughty girls who like staying out late, getting drunk, and sleeping with strangers. Chances are if someone is looking for a fun time, it’s possible to find that fun time with someone living in Cream suite.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
12 Magenta Suite The designated quiet suite of JB Hall’s third floor, Magenta suite’s quiet hours are defined as 6:00pm-9:00am from Sunday-Thursday and 10:00pm-10:00am on Friday and Saturday.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
13 Emerald Suite Emerald suite is a relatively average suite with an amazing entertainment system donated to the suite by a wealthy and now graduated student. They also have a DVD collection any movie freak would be proud of and a Playstation 2 that was donated by another graduated student (along with quite a few games and two DDR mats).
1. Amelia Owens and empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
14 Silver Suite The type of suite that seems to fall apart or whose members have dramatic meltdowns at one another at least once a week, Silver suite is a relatively loud and emotionally draining place to live in because of the high energy and conflicting personalities.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
15 French Rose Suite Typically called the ‘smart people suite’ because of all of the students with high GPAs that inevitably get sorted into French Rose suite, the students here seem to like both studying and having fun and are all relatively close with one another; the older students have even planned their schedules so they could attend the same/similar classes in the past.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty


MAXWELL SWIFT HALL. The Swift family isn’t exactly what people would consider ‘new money people,’ although the family wasn’t always rich and glamorous. Maxwell Swift is actually credited for being the founder of the Swift family fortune (he found his calling in inventing new and improved camera lenses) and the family business, Swift Lenses. He started the trend of making considerable donations to Lucian Academy, and it’s something all of his descendants have continued out of respect for the deceased patriarch. The Maxwell Swift Hall is often called the MS Hall by students, faculty, and staff, and an observant/witty person might recognize that turning the letters around changes the name from MS Hall to SM Hall (which could be considered amusing because of the two letters’ perceived relation to BDSM).
First Floor
1 Viridian Suite Viridian suite is the designated quiet suite of the first floor, and the quiet hours are defined as 5:00pm-6:30pm and 8:30pm-12:00pm every single day of the week, including weekends but not including holidays. On holidays, there doesn’t seem to be such a thing as quiet hours as far as the members of Viridian suite are concerned.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
2 Papaya Whip Suite Papaya Whip suite is the traditional home of whoever runs around as the school mascot (provided it’s a guy that year), just because many students find amusement with the suite name and the BDSM implication it has--and besides, what better suitemate could there possibly be than The Punisher?
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
3 Harlequin Suite The stereotypical homosexual suite of Lucian Academy, Harlequin suite has only received the reputation because a few outspoken gay students have coincidentally lived in it in the past. Some of the suite members who have found amusement in the stereotype have helped encourage it by putting up pictures of half naked men on their room doors and decorating the suite in pink frilly things in the past.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
4 Saffron Suite Although one might think it slightly odd for the stereotypical jock suite to be so close to the stereotypical gay suite, but Saffron suite is stereotypically known as the place where the jocks gather and live in. Again, this is just a stereotype and isn’t necessarily true, especially because in past years there have been little to no jocks actually living in the suite.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
5 Shamrock Green Suite Shamrock suite is most well-known for a relatively popular band, The Shamrockers, who met up in the suite a few years ago and formed a band together. They’ve graduated now and gone off to change the world with their music, but the band still has a tendency of going back to the school where they found each other and playing their music for various school functions.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
Second Floor
6 Ivory Suite The Ivory suite is MS Hall’s answer to JD Hall’s Cream suite, and it’s the stereotypical party suite where all of the party boys seem to gather and live. They keep long hours and rarely ever study, but the partiers of Ivory suite still somehow manage to drag their lazy bums out of bed to get to classes and sometimes even get their homework done.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
7 Celadon Suite Accused of being haunted by Shelly Screams, Celadon suite members will occasionally wake up to the sound of low moaning or screaming that disappears the moment they’re awake enough to wonder what’s going on.
1. Adam Wicks; 2. Asher Goldstein; 3. Alastair Ashford; 4. North Hero and empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
8 Prussian Blue Suite Prussian Blue suite is the quiet suite on MS Hall’s second floor and has quiet hours as follows: 4:00pm-7:30pm and 9:00pm-7:30am from Sunday-Thursday and there are no set quiet hours on the weekends.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
9 Malachite Suite A stereotypical ‘rich’ suite (perhaps because of some of the upgrades given to it in recent years by richer students), Malachite suite has comfortable and fashionable furniture and a relatively impressive entertainment system. It is one of the nicer looking suites that actually has a policy about keeping the living areas clean and uncluttered that the suite members enforce: slobs are not welcome here!
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
10 Orchid Suite Decorated with pictures of horses and the open plains, Orchid suite is a place the environmentalists are stereotypically said to live. Honestly, the stereotype came about because of a generous contribution from a school sponsor to the suite itself, whose members decided on giving it a more outdoorsy feel because they were out of any better ideas. Regardless, rumor still says environmentalists live in Orchid suite!
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
Third Floor
11 Wisteria Suite Jokingly called the dramatic suite and often called Hysteria suite rather than Wisteria suite, the suite members of Wisteria suite seem to both love and hate each other. They aren’t nearly as drama-filled as some of the girl suites in JD Hall, but there have been a few fights between suite members over the last few years and nobody seems to want to stay still at Wisteria suite: for the last two years, at least one suite member a year has moved into a different suite.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
12 Chartreuse Suite The designated quiet suite of the third floor, Chartreuse suite has quiet hours that go from 8:30pm-9:00am from Sunday-Thursday and from 12:00am-12:00pm on Friday and Saturday.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
13 Zinnwaldite Suite Perhaps because the name of the suite is so odd, Zinnwaldite is said to host the very strange, ‘off,’ and otherwise crazy students that no other suite wants. In all honesty, however, the only thing off about Zinnwaldite suite members this year is probably the late hours many of them keep.
1. Sydnee Sinclair and James Henson; 2. Mordrid Trueblood; 3. empty; 4. Ansel Gee; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
14 Ochre Suite Generally considered the ‘loud’ and ‘problem’ suite, Ochre suite is filled with jokesters and other miscreants who always seem to be written up for being loud and obnoxious after quiet hours. Times right before and after finals and holidays seem to be the worst, as that’s when the Ochre suite members really seem to let loose.
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
15 Sangria Suite A relatively average suite, the Sangria suite is colored in soft, warm colors and doesn’t really have a set reputation. It could be considered the home of the pranksters because of a few particularly naughty students who lived there three years ago, but that was three years ago and has no bearing on today…right?
1. empty; 2. empty; 3. empty; 4. empty; 5. empty; 6. empty; 7. empty; 8. empty
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